Cat lover goes clubbing solo, comes back with the cutest cat on the streets: 'Came home with a pretty girl, just not in the way I expected'

He went out with a mission to dance at the club, but came home with a mewing bundle of love and a new purpose in life.

That's cat ownership for you, baby; it always catches us by surprise.

The only thing that cat lovers can be certain of when it comes to cats is that they're guaranteed to surprise us. Cats always keep us on our toes. Sometimes, you hear a loud crash in the other room while enjoying a night in, only to find your prized ficus knocked over and catnip scattered all over the bedroom floor. And sometimes, you catch your kitty snoozing under your pillow when you lie your head down to sleep. No matter what the outcome of the surprise is, you can guarantee that your mischievous feline had something to do with it.

Similarly, this man had a simple plan for his Saturday night: dance, celebrate, and come home alone. But instead, the Cat Distribution System had another plan. Instead of returning home when the bars closed, this man came home early with a wet kitten bundled up in his dress shirt. With no plans of adopting a cat and no idea how to care for a sad, yet friendly, kitten, he was faced with a choice that we all would make. Keep the cat, start a new life as a cat lover, and accept the fate the CDS has given you.

Although he left that night with a good vibe in his soul and a pair of legs that needed a dance floor shakeout, he came home with the biggest prize of the evening: an adorable orangecicle kitten who needed him more than he needed an Uber ride home. Purrhaps this kitty knew what she was doing when she picked this winner, because he left the house solo and came back with a furrever friend, one who could cuddle and snuggle him every night of the week. Not just on Fridays and Saturdays.

Behold, the club holds something for everyone, even when it's the consolation prize that nobody expected: a mewing, helpless feline with love in its eyes and a song in its soul.

"I was on the fence about going out solo tonight. Came home with a pretty girl, just not in the way I expected"

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Everyone, meet Duck! Two baths, several tablespoons of cat food and many fleas later she's shaping up to be a very happy camper -- purrs like a champion. Name courtesy of her being washed with dish soap, because the universe decided to drop a cat in my lap at 11:30pm on a Saturday when nothing is open.
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The first pic is her in my shower lol, the lighting is not great so I don't blame you
A really sweet couple found her near the venue I was at last night-- a security guard there said she'd been crying in a grassy area for hours with no signs of a mama cat or other kittens. I'm a softie and good with creatures so I volunteered to help them scoop her up-- turned out they couldn't take her because they already have cats and Duck had fleas.
At this point she's already hanging out on my arm/chest, and she has these big blue eyes and the tiniest meow I've ever heard. Hooked me in minutes if not seconds.
Wrapped her up in a hoodie (waiting for someone to send me pics bc they are adorable) and popped her in a cardboard box that she quickly escaped, brought her home, and the rest is history!
UPDATE 5/18 – Turns out I came home with a pretty boy!! He's currently with the vet getting all of his shots and dewormers, and then he's coming home for real
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TopEagle4012
Now that is what I call finding a pretty girl and staring at relationship that will last for many many years! Lucky you
dance-9880
A lot of human ladies (and gentlemen) would be impressed by a caring cat dad, just saying. You have a wing woman in training.

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"I was on the fence about going out solo tonight. Came home with a pretty girl, just not in the way I expected"

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